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the codex - the lighter side
Here's where all the funny stuff goes. Never accuse me of not having a sense of humour. :) Most of these jokes are posts that appeared on the faculty NNTP server's humour folder - I've got a whole ton of them, and am now gleaning the best and putting them here. Credit has been given when I could find the source.
titanic.txt You know you've watched Titanic too much when... The really scary thing is that I NEVER watched it (honest!) and still got most of the jokes...
Link to "Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins" Hilarious adaptation of "American Pie" (the song) into Star Wars Episode 1. Highly recommended...
50wayscomplab.txt 50 Ways to confuse and just plain scare people in a Computer Lab - pretty much self-explanatory, and heartbreakingly funny. ("Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over and over again...") DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for what consequences may occur if you ever try these. :)
asrfaq.txt The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ. Very good for frustrated sadm's. Very bad for lusers... P.S. This is an old version, and some of the links are outdated. Not sure where to find a newer version, and do you REALLY want to read one???
bizmen.txt Why businessmen make more money: a mathematical proof. If you are a businessman, please steer clear. :)
catapult.txt A true story. EXTREMELY funny. Do not read unless you want to attract strange looks from people around you.
chicken.txt chicken2.txt Seriously funny answers for the whole chicken-crossing-road question. :)
china-signs.txt Signs purportedly spotted in mainland China, though allegedly also in other places. Unintentionally funny. :)
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